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15 Times Grape Was The Absolute Worst Flavor

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Fake grape gives real grapes everywhere a bad name. Grapes are delicious: They make wine. They're pre-raisins. They're an essential part of some of the best PB&Js. Why is it then, that grape-flavored anything is so predictably terrible? We're not sure, but you know it's true. Stop trying, grape, you've already done more than enough.

  • 1
    Welch's Fruit Snacks
    Flickr: sweetfixnyc
    In a parallel universe, it's the year 2084 on Earth II and these delicious, (somewhat) nutritious fruit snacks have become currency. The grapes obviously serve as pennies.

    Photo via Flickr: sweetfixnyc
  • 2
    Jolly Ranchers
    Amazon
    You can actually buy just this flavor. Why you'd ever want to do that is another question entirely.
  • 3
    Gatorade
    Amazon
    This stuff tastes like Dimetapp, which reminds us...
  • 4
    Dimetapp
    "Yummy"? You sit on a throne of lies, Dimetapp
  • 5
    Soda
    Amazon
    Actual grape juice gets a pass, but soda doesn't. It comes in a bunch of different varieties. They're all terrible...
  • 6
    Including This...
    Imgur
    We didn't even know this existed, but we're willing to bet that Japan has only expanded the ways in which grape sucks.
  • 7
    Tootsie Pops
    Amazon
    The only time you'll eat one of these lollipops just to get to the center.
  • 8
    Nerds
    Amazon
    Luckily for these Nerds, they usually come alongside strawberry, which can be mixed with grape to make it bearable.
  • 9
    Tobacco Products
    Official PSDS
    We know what you're really doing with these...but seriously, grape?
  • 10
    Jell-O
    Amazon
    It's alive! But the flavor will make you wish it wasn't.
  • 11
    Bubble Gum
    Grape is the only thing that could make us not want Big League Chew.
  • 12
    Vodka
    This is what college tastes like in hell.
  • 13
    Kool-Aid
  • 14
    Toothpaste
    Amazon
    Brushing your teeth with grape? You so crazy, Elmo.
  • 15
    Except For Maybe This...
    Actually, it still tasted awful. But this Ghostbusters-inspired toothpaste is hard not to appreciate, at least for its nostalgia value.

    Photo via Ghostbusters Wiki

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