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03/14/2014 11:13 am ET Updated Mar 14, 2014

Tortoises Mating Video Shows Hare Is Beaten In More Than Just Racing (NSFPet Shops)

Even though one might be running for the hills, these tortoises show no shame in front of Julian Kozel's camera. To check out the classic Tort-O-ise face for yourself, watch the video above.

To be sure, this hero-in-a-half-shell proves that slow and steady wins the race. We couldn't find anything on the sex life of the hare -- the tortoise's famed competitor. However, Mental Floss, points out that a rabbit's sexual encounter lasts just 20 to 40 seconds.

So, once again the tortoise wins. Cowabunga, man!

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