The seasonal limbo that is early March is tough -- and women on Twitter noticed. No one was happy that Daylight Savings Time landed on Sunday morning this week. Rivka Rossi spoke for all of us when she tweeted: "It seems cruel to have the clocks change on a Sunday. Sunday has its own set of emotions to deal with." Spot on.
Jenn Tisdale was also very poignant in her observations this week: "International Women's Day and Daylight Savings Time, because women can't even get 24 hours." As rough as it was, at least Jenny Jaffe pointed out how amazing the warm weather felt (even if it only stayed for a day): "Putting away a winter coat is the Hunger Games three finger salute of early spring." Sorry Jenny, you might need to pull that coat back out very soon.
For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
Future editions of Tina Fey's book will be called "Pants."
— Nancy Franklin (@nancyfranklin) March 11, 2014
Someone come fix this lightbulb thing for me. I was wrong to think I could be an independent woman. I will marry you it's getting dark help
— Maureen O'Connor (@maureenoco) March 10, 2014
There is a direct correlation between my mood and the number of chocolate chips I put in my oatmeal
— Lori Fradkin (@LoriFradkin) March 11, 2014
Woke up with an itchy red spider bite and the lack of associated superpowers is really starting to annoy me.
— shauna (@goldengateblond) March 11, 2014
Judging by the little green man on a horse outside my window, I either have a new neighbor or my fever has reached Absinthe level.
— Puggy McSugarButt (@LuvPug) March 10, 2014
It seems cruel to have the clocks change on a Sunday. Sunday has it own set of emotions to deal with
— Rivka Rossi (@sofifii) March 10, 2014
Pretty sure what squirrels do all day in trees when they're not foraging is drink coffee.
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) March 12, 2014
Running through the streets in heels is potentially life (or ankle) threatening but damn does it make a writer feel like Carrie Bradshaw.
— Marina V. Shifrin (@marinavstweets) March 14, 2014
worst part of feeling bad then calling ur mom just to complain is when she texts in the a.m. "hows my girl?" & it's like LET ME LIVE MY LIFE
— Christine Nangle (@nanglish) March 14, 2014
I don't get why girls paint the "Chanel" symbol on their nails... I could tattoo it on my ass but it don't mean I'm fancy.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) March 10, 2014
What's your ideal man? Mine lives far away and doesn't bug me when I'm out with my friends but sends me shirtless pics every day.
— NYC Blonde (@NYC_Blonde) March 14, 2014
I wave and tell disapproving onlookers that cigarettes are helping me kick my heroin habit
— Jew Chainz (@jewfacekilla) March 14, 2014
I don't do sexual tweets. Unless it's about Nutella.
— Monica Ann (@Monicann86) March 10, 2014
I'm at that age when any of my girls' nights out could easily be mistaken for an Activia commercial.
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) March 11, 2014
"I heard there was a 'special place' down here and I DEMAND to see it!" - assholes in Hell
— Sarah Thyre (@SarahThyre) March 11, 2014
Kinda pissed they always assume I want popcorn at the movies. What if I'm in the mood for some scrambled eggs? Clam chowder, perhaps?
— Jenny (@_LittleMsBossy_) March 12, 2014
Apparently I bought a teapot which has an image of Lionel Ritchie and it reads "Hello. Is It Tea You're Looking For?" Thanks, Ambien!!!
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) March 14, 2014
I just panicked looking for my car keys before remembering I was sitting in, and had just started, my car.
I'm available as a life coach.
— Sasshole (@RidiculousSheri) March 15, 2013
Putting away a winter coat is the Hunger Games three finger salute of early spring.
— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) March 11, 2014
International Women's Day and Daylight Savings Time, because women can't even get 24 hours.
— Jenn Tisdale (@Jenn_Tisdale) March 8, 2014
If you have a candy dish out with no candy in it then you can't be surprised when you find it smashed into a million little pieces.
— Ann (@writerPT) March 13, 2014
*Pulls away from kiss
*Closes Men's Health Magazine
*Ignores everyone staring at me
*Finishes grocery shopping
— Saucy Kensington (@Book_Krazy) March 13, 2014
Is the Paleo diet the one where you only eat dinosaurs?
— Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) March 14, 2014
Cereal is Latin for "cooking is hard."
— Stacey Lynne (@NervousJr) March 12, 2014