That was a freebie.
Video footage out of Brazil captured a cartoonish twist of fate when a truck carrying a poorly secured mattress hit a cyclist and jettisoned its cargo, which ended up cushioning the unidentified man's fall.
Funnily enough, Brazilian news site G1 reports that the incident took place outside a driving school. It appears no one was injured.
For now, though, our biggest question about this incident remains unanswered: Who got to keep the mattress?