With St. Paddy's Day falling on Monday, many people's week started on a rough note. Adrienne Airhart poignantly noted this when she tweeted, "Too bad Halloween isn't the day after St. Patrick's because with all this green projectile vomitting there'd be some EPIC exorcist costumes." That's definitely a more a optimistic way of looking at it than most.
March Madness basketball kicked off this week, sending many into a crazed sports obsession. If you've ever attempted to fill out a March Madness bracket however, you'll agree withAbbi Crutchfield's assessment: "Filling out March Madness brackets always confuses me. 'Harvard has a team? Like owns one?'" While some were perplexed, others were willing to get on board with the excitement: "March Madness is my favorite sports tournament that also sounds like a clearance sale at JC Penney," Eliza Bayne tweeted.
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Too bad Halloween isn't the day after St. Patrick's because with all this green projectile vomitting there'd be some EPIC exorcist costumes
— Adrienne Airhart (@craydrienne) March 18, 2014
You know how you get sad before your birthday is over because your birthday is almost over? That's how I feel every time I eat lunch.
— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) March 18, 2014
I plan my vacations around cheese. I've never been more serious.
— Jenn - nay (@mynameshank) March 20, 2014
When my really dumb tweets fail to send I assume twitter is just trying to save me from myself.
— Elise Foley (@elisefoley) March 20, 2014
It's all fun and games until you have to google what he just sexted you
— Hotass McMuffin (@McKnightyBoo) March 19, 2014