Vogue's international editor at large Hamish Bowles tagged along with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West on their "quest for world domination -- and the perfect wedding dress," and, as one can imagine, the end result is quite the doozy.
Sprinkled among some of most purple prose ever written are in fact a few things the world had yet to know about the #worldsmosttalkedaboutcouple:
When Kardashian's idol Elizabeth Taylor died, the reality star acquired some of her jewels and even looked into buying her house:
"It was just so enchanting," she remembers, "with a garden with really pretty trellises and beautiful roses, but it wasn’t realistic for me to purchase. It only had a one-car garage."
North West is the living doll Kardashian had always dreamed of having:
"I take pictures of her all the time and dress her up," says Kim. "I put Kanye’s big chains around her, and I put a little Louis bag and some Jordans, and I was like, 'What up, Daddy?'"
Kris Jenner is not a regular mom, she's a cool mom (and grandmother in denial):
Kris (who, as Kim notes, "goes by the name of Lovey, not Grandma!") ...
Kardashian has a masochistic streak:
Kim is catching up with herself on dailymail.co.uk ("That is my favorite Web site of all time!")
North West makes the best faces:
— E! Online (@eonline) March 24, 2014