03/28/2014 09:02 am ET | Updated Mar 28, 2014

Kristen Schaal Outdoes Princeton Mom With Some Unbelievable Advice For Kindergarteners

"Princeton Mom" Susan Patton says women need to find a man and get married during college -- but "The Daily Show" thinks that's much too late.

On Thursday night's broadcast, Kristen Schaal brought Patton's message to a group of kindergarteners.

"Want to learn how to tell time?" she asks one little girl. "Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock. That's your uterus... getting older and older."

Watch the video above for the most hilarious takedown of the so-called "Princeton Mom" yet.


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