This Cute Little Pup's Online Dating Profile Is Lies, Lies, Lies

04/04/2014 06:48 pm ET | Updated Apr 04, 2014

We've been on enough online dates to know that the odds of meeting a guy who lives up to his dating profile are pretty much abysmal. That filled-in occupation field? Just kidding, he doesn't have a job right now. His really smokin' profile picture? Straight out of the annals of spring break 1999.

That's probably why we loved this Instagrammed pic so much:

Sigh. #ForeverAlone

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