This is absolutely priceless.
New York Magazine's pop music critic Jody Rosen apparently unearthed this gem from the 1980s with "a friend packing for a move" according to his Twitter.
A relic from a 1988 Women's and Gender Studies class, which was reportedly held at the University of Wisconsin, the worksheet is titled "When You Meet a Lesbian: Hints for the Heterosexual Women" and has some ridiculous (and ridiculously hilarious) suggestions for how straight women should compose themselves and act around lesbians.
— Jody Rosen (@jodyrosen) April 7, 2014
Our personal favorite? "Do not ask her how she got this way. Ask yourself how you got this way."
Correction: An earlier version of this article referred to Jody Rosen as "her" when, in fact, Rosen identifies as a man.