Come on, Conan. Are you really still saying, "Badonkadonk"? In 2014?
Luckily, "Conan" writer Deon Cole was on hand Wednesday night to set Mr. O'Brien straight. Turns out, Cole has an entire book filled with updated slang terms for women with plentiful behinds.
Now Conan can describe Kim Kardashian's latest photo shoot with such flowery expressions as, "Moons Over My Hammy!" and the less subtle, "The Prize Behind Door #2."
Watch above and remember, "You gotta believe in the Keister Bunny."