12 Online Dating Fails To Scare You Off Dating Forever (NSFW)

04/18/2014 07:03 pm ET | Updated Apr 18, 2014

Hey single people: At a loss for what to say every time a friend or family member tells you to give online dating a try?

There's no need to say anything -- just show them this list. Below, 15 online dating profiles and messages that prove all your fears about online dating are completely warranted.

1. This reflective man in a blanket.

2. This 9/11 conspiracist, who is no longer a virgin.

3. This very honest young lady.

4. This hungry bear (and apparent "Rush Hour 3" plagiarist).
Recently single, am trying online dating (day 3)

5. This guy and his strategically placed towel.

6. This zoo volunteer.
All The TInder

7. This pregnant woman -- or expecting father.

8. This dude with unachievable life goals.

9. This straight shooter.
The perfect response

10. This foodie.

11. This dude who's down for some conjugal visits.

12. Rameen.

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