Best Tweets: What Women Said On Twitter This Week

The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week

This week was filled with religious observances as Passover and Easter fall only days apart. Sometimes, though, you need more than a sugar rush to get through the requisite family time of the mid-April holidaze. Tammy tweeted a brilliant solution: "Cadbury eggs filled with wine. Get busy on that Easter bunny." We second that idea -- with a Manischewitz version, of course.

Until then, the chosen ladies among us can still count on our candy fix: "I'm Jewish so I get my candy from the Esther Bunny," quipped Twitter user MatzOhNoSheTwitnt.

After such an exhausting week week of holiday prep and -- oh yeah -- taxes, Swishergirl tweeted an eternal truth: "I don't understand. Isn't it always Good Friday?" Preach.

For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.

My friend wanted to meet someone the old fashioned way so I offered sheep and land to a man she didn't know if he agreed to take care of her

— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) April 16, 2014

There needs to be a term for when your entire sexuality is defined by the video for Fiona Apple's "Criminal."

— Diablo Cody (@diablocody) April 17, 2014

Sometimes I feel like some of you don't even want me to be your future ex-wife.

— Blue Moon (@Bluestmoon_) April 18, 2014

*removes perfecting chip-to-dip ratio from bucket list*

— The H Factor (@onelongbender) April 17, 2014

I'd rather give birth than an apology.

— Stacey Lynne (@NervousJr) April 18, 2014

I don't understand. Isn't it always Good Friday?

— Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) April 18, 2014

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