Drunk You vs. Sober You. Remember when you thought there wasn’t a huge distinction between the two? “Oh, I so do not look drunk. Those cops have no idea I’ve had four shots of fireball all washed down with Natty Ice. Lemme just see if my fake works at this bar over here…don’t mind me, officers, I always walk in a zig-zag!” We’ve all boasted that false sense of sobriety, and we all – in retrospect – realize that when you’re wasted, you usually look wasted.