Toto, we're not at Coachella anymore.
Photos from The Stagecoach Country Music Festival have surfaced, and while we're not saying the style is any better at other festivals, these folks are certainly the wildest -- and most patriotic.
From overalls to Americana overload to... even more overalls (we're looking at you Ashton Kutcher!), these are the wildest outfits we saw at the fest. Which is your (least) favorite?
Forget saggy earlobes! We need these red cup earrings to keep the good times flowing.
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Camo baseball cap? Check. Braided pigtails? Check. American flag bikini tops? Check. Denim shorts? Check. Cowboy boots? Check.
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A couple that matches together... well, this isn't our idea of couples style.
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A rusty old automobile is the new "It" accessory.
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There's just a WHOLE LOT going on here, but she's working it.
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We're definitely shaking in our boots.
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Captain America meets The Lone Star Ranger.
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Somebody is waxed to the max!
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More American flag-themed bikinis (and cowboy hats and boots and flip-flops).
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Seriously?
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Cowboys and girls gone wild.
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"Swing your partner round and round. Do-si-do and don't fall down." Or just sit down.
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The bigger the hat, the bigger the... never mind.
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Howdy!
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All I need in this life of sin...
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Atta girl!
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Ashton Kutcher, this is so not cool.
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We've never seen shortalls like this before and we won't be sad if we never see them again.
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Bad boys love wearing red, white and blue. *Kanye shrug*
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