Please use this song in your commercial.
I need the money, so please use to sell something.
These desperate words, sung by Jon Lajoie to the tune of exhausted strums and snare hits, sums up everything we have ever known and could ever hope to know about music written exclusively for commercials. Whether it's a fast-food franchise, office supplies or a new hair dye, Lajoie doesn't care. He will take anything because the man's gotta eat. While "your brand here" is plastered all over anything that can be labeled in the video, Lajoie, being the little devil that he is, incepts us in the last seconds.
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