Three lesbians in a polyamorous relationship are claiming to be the nations first "throuple" -- and Stephen Colbert is not happy about it.
The fake right-wing pundit took some time out of his show this week to discuss the relationship that is making waves on the Internet, and use it as an example of the continuing decay of the moral fabric of America.
"It's a slippery slope," Colbert notes. "Sodomy leads to gay marriage, which leads to throupling, which inevitably leads to threestiality and whatever word they come up with for one dude and ten snakes in a box. I'm gonna say, hissy fit?"
According to The New York Post, the "throuple" exchanged vows in a commitment ceremony last August and are currently expecting their first child.
Good for you, ladies!