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05/08/2014 03:15 pm ET | Updated May 10, 2014

What Moms Really Want For Mother's Day

Inspired by a list in Karen Alpert's book, "I Heart My Little A-Holes: A bunch of holy-crap moments no one ever told you about parenting," Elle of What'sUpMoms decided to ask a group of hilarious mom bloggers what they actually want for Mother's Day.

Their answers, ranging from "leave me the F alone coupons," to the ability "to pee and poop alone" and "to eat an entire meal sitting down," probably ring true for most moms. So listen up, dads, partners and kids: Just let her sleep!

Plus, check out more from these funny ladies. They are:

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