05/09/2014 12:25 pm ET | Updated May 09, 2014

Amy Schumer's Wildest Wishes Come True With Her 'Dream Breakup'

Complete with a gift bag of an ex's stuff and multiple juicy, drama-filled moments, Amy Schumer's "My Dream Breakup" is the perfect parody of every over-the-top wedding show.

In the newest "Inside Amy Schumer" episode, Schumer puts a comedic spin on reality-TV show "Say Yes To The Dress," but with a few differences -- namely Saying No To The Dude. "I know in my heart, that I'm ready for someone taller," an earnest Schumer says into the camera while planning her perfect breakup.

Filled with closely-averted crises, Schumer executes the breakup of her dreams after picking out a dress, pairing the right wine with a broken heart and selecting some suitable music to go with the mood. As far as breakups are concerned, this one is flawless.


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