Every week, we round up the best 140-character quips and insights from our esteemed blogging team -- and other equally awesome teen tweeters. Scroll down to read the latest batch and share your own suggestions by following @HuffPostTeen!
This week's tweet roundup was compiled by Gillian Horn. Gillian is a high school junior from Philadelphia, Penn. who loves the rain, "The Real Housewives" and taking pictures of her dog, Louie.
I can never drink warm things while wearing glasses...I get too fogged up #nerdstat
— Marta (@xomldxo) May 5, 2014
Dude, when I was a kid, my favorite color depended on which Power Ranger I wanted to be. #ItsMorphinTime
— Leo Sheng (@iLeoSheng) May 9, 2014
The College Board should give all AP Lang students vouchers for hand massages #APLang
— Halle Pollack (@HalleP123) May 9, 2014
Most important issue of the century: @Lupita_Nyongo has less than 1M followers on Twitter
— Jackson Barnett (@jacksonbarnett) May 7, 2014
I'd really like to meet someone who can eat just one Oreo and congratulate them
— Em (@EmilyMoyer24) May 1, 2014
I can't wait to celebrate junior year being over by sleeping for a week straight
— Chelsea Johnson (@lil_johns) May 5, 2014
— Chloë Grace Moretz (@ChloeGMoretz) May 5, 2014
Me: "Can we get my face on m&ms?"
Mom: "No, your face would overpower it. We're already worried about your head not fitting in the cap."
— Lauren Cooke ❁ (@laurensofar) May 5, 2014
teacher: did you even study for the test???
me: no but i showed up looking cute and that's all that matters
— anthony spears (@LOHANTHONY) May 7, 2014
In addition to all of my other accomplishments throughout high school, 6:15 this evening marks the 24 hour mark of only eating Nilla wafers
— Emma McLaughlin (@pizzaree) May 2, 2014
why does 2chainz sometimes only wear one chain????so deceiving
— Bella Hadid (@bellahadid) May 5, 2014
I don't care if you're a republican or a democrat or a panda, our president is solid gold
— Justina Sharp (@bentpieceofwire) May 7, 2014
My family is out doing *insert activity here* and I am home studying again: a memoir.
— Morgan Levy (@morganslevy) May 4, 2014
Here's a joke for those of you with exams tomorrow. Why did the student stare at the orange juice carton? Because it said, "concentrate".
— Marsha Pinto (@MarshaPinto) May 5, 2014
Imagine simultaneously being on adderall and playing 2048 😯
— Gillian Horn (@gillian_horn) May 9, 2014