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Every Thought You Had While Watching Solange Attack Jay Z

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Do you remember where you were when you first saw the video of Solange attacking Jay Z? Of course you do.

Still, you've probably spent the entire day ignoring your work duties to peruse Twitter hashtags like #WhatJayZSaidToSolange and obsessively refresh Solange's Twitter page. So, just in case you forgot ...

Here's every thought you had while watching the Solange and Jay Z video:

TMZ, please. There is no way in HELL that this is Queen Bey, Jay and Solange. They are classy and exquisite and do not start brawls in an elevator.

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Pause. That's definitely Bey's dress from the Met Gala. Unmistakable, TBH.

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Still, there's no way Solange is about to "attack" Jay Z.

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OMG. SOLANGE JUST WENT IN ON JAY Z. Wow. She's really hitting him.

beythought2

Could you imagine just wailing on Jay Z? You crazy for this one, Solange.

beythoughts4

And Beyonce is just gonna STAND THERE?!!?!?

beythoughts5

That sh*t CRAY. Ain't it Jay? Wait, I need to remember to tweet that.

beythoughts6

I wonder what started this epic throw down. I need to know before I resume my regular work schedule.

beythoughts7

No, seriously ... can someone find out what they're saying and tweet me? K thx.

Props to Jay Z for staying calm despite getting kicked with stilettos. That security guard isn't too helpful.

hova21

Damn. Why didn't I apply for that security position at the Standard Hotel?

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Wait a second ... is this another Jimmy Kimmel prank?

kimmelp

That fight was INTENSE. Should I tweet "Jay has 100 problems and a b*tch is one?" LOLZ I'M SO GONNA DO IT.

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