The Beards' New Album Will Make Your Beard Grow A Beard

05/13/2014 01:21 pm ET | Updated May 13, 2014
  • Ryan Kristobak Ryan Kristobak, HuffPost Associate Entertainment Editor
The Beards

Australian rock band The Beards have one mission in life: putting a beard on every man and -- that's right -- woman's face. The fourth installment of their pro-beard agenda, "The Beard Album," is a 12-track facial hair assault, filled with spirited messages like "A man without a beard is like a lion without a dick," "I wanna make love to all the bearded ladies" and "I do have a beard, but I don't have a job."

“Our previous albums were pretty beardy, but we just felt they didn’t quite fully sum up our affinity toward beards,” bassist Nathaniel Beard said in a press release. “Now with this new album, we feel like we’ve finally released what will probably go down as the most pro-beard album in history.”

If you're looking for the courage to continue your beard through the approaching hot months, or just a good laugh, stream The Beards' album below. If it strokes your beard, you can purchase it on iTunes.

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