05/20/2014 11:18 am ET Updated May 21, 2014

Jimmy Fallon's Summer 'Do Not Read List' Turns Into One Big Masturbation Joke

Jimmy Fallon wants you to tell all of these books to "bead it."

In his latest edition of the "Do Not Read List" on Monday night's "Tonight Show," Fallon showed us a few things to leave out of your pile of summer beach books. He and Higgins explored a bunch of offbeat subjects, including horse yoga, making weird sounds with your mouth and remembering Alaska, "As It Used To Was."

One particular title that stood out from the bunch was the "USA Flag Bracelet Tutorial For Left-Handed Beaders." It's not unusual for Higgins and Fallon to crack up while reading these ridiculous covers, but the wealth of "beading off" jokes in this one made keeping it together especially hard (sorry).

"The Tonight Show" airs weeknights at 11:35 p.m. ET on NBC.


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