Robert Wallace is mad: He gave his heart, soul and Harry Potter DVD collection to a Houston stripper.
Now he can't even get back the Potter films.
Wallace, a Houston-based software developer, thought he was in a "dating relationship" with exotic dancer Nomi Mims. He loaned her $2,000, a laptop and his precious collection of movies based on the J.K. Rowling books, KRIV-TV reports.
When the alleged relationship ended May 3, Wallace hoped Mims would return the items. She hasn't so now he says he's suing her to get the money, laptop and Harry Potter DVDs.
Fat chance, according to Mims. She says she never dated Wallace and that the items were gifts he gave to her.
“I don’t believe in loans because I don’t want to pay anybody back,” she said, according to RawStory.com. “I’ve given him gifts too. You know, how do I get my booty and boobs back?"
Although Wallace claims the two were intimate and "building a life together," Mims says they were never more than friends.
She concedes that it is unfortunate that she may have given him the wrong impression, MyFoxPhilly.com reports.
Still, she is shocked that Wallace has filed suit.
“I’ve heard of strippers suing customers, but never of customers suing strippers,” Mims said.
Wallace admits he's not surprised what happened and says, as a result, he's decided not to date strippers.
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