05/21/2014 10:06 am ET | Updated May 21, 2014

Maya Rudolph And Chris Parnell Present The Only Lullaby New Parents Need To Know

"The Maya Rudolph Show" premiered Monday and one of the highlights, was a lullaby that guest star Chris Parnell wrote for his newborn son.

The lyrics sum up parenthood -- "You look like Winston Churchill dipped in putty;" "You're living in our house and all you seem to do is sleep and eat and burp and cry and drool and pee and poo;" "Some unknown viscous substance cakes the mattress in your crib;" "I know you'll wake me three more times tonight" -- with a refrain of "But, I love you, I love you."

Really, Parnell's conclusion says it all: "The two things I'll be thinking are: I'm exhausted and I love you, I love you."

Anyone else tearing up?


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