Hey, single people: Starting to feel a little unnerved by all the wedding invites and engagement announcements on your Facebook newsfeed? Maybe you're beginning to wonder if there's something inherently wrong with you that's scaring off potential dates?
That could be true (sorry, we don't know you well enough to make a value judgement), but we're absolutely positive your dating prospects could be worse. Why are we so confident? Because earlier this week, Comedy Central's late-night show "@Midnight" asked Twitter followers to reveal the dirty, dirty truth about why they're undateable.
Let's just say their answers will make you feel a whole lot better about your insecurities.
A few highlights? This guy's nervous habit:
— Randy Z. Ochoa (@rzochoa) May 21, 2014
Or this tweeter's performance issues:
— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) May 21, 2014
This woman's intermittent trips to the laundry mat:
— ashley barnhill (@ashley_barnhill) May 21, 2014
Oh, and then there's this:
— doug culp (@dougathan) May 21, 2014
Shudder. Check out the slideshow below for more hilarious tweets from the undateable: