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10 Shame-Inducing Gifts To Give Your Forever Alone Friend

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Summer is just around the corner and so are the fun, romantic activities that come with it: holding hands on the beach, drinking cold sangria on hot nights, smooching during the new summer blockbusters.

But some people never get to partake in these wonderful pastimes because they are forever alone.

Because we don't want the brave solo-dining, Netflix-watching folks to miss out on all the fun, we created this handy gift guide. Feel free to buy these 10 presents for yourself, or bestow them on your forever alone friends.

Who needs a boyfriend when you've got a weird man-shaped pillow to keep you warm at night?

All the single ladies! The boyfriend pillow

Buy it here!

Because we all know singles can't work ovens.

Microwave cooking for one

Buy it here!

This is exactly like holding someone's hand -- or at least close enough.

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Buy it from Alice Wang Designs

The perfect way to start your day.

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Buy it here!

Table for one from IKEA. (Meatballs, sadly, not included.)

Dining Table For One

Learn more here!

If you can't get a boyfriend, grow one!

Grow a boyfriend

Buy it here!

This will definitely help in the love department.

Relationship hat

Buy it here!

Perfect for a phone that no S.O. ever texts.

Perfect for singles!

Buy it here!

Hey girl, it's a customized Ryan Gosling pillow.

Ryan Gosling pillow

Buy it here!

And finally, the entire collection of "30 Rock" on DVD, because, Tina Fey

30 rock on dvd

Buy it here!

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