But only if you want to feel happier—and more alive.
By Amy Shearn
I Can Negotiate with My Brain
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Nobody Will Ever Love My Calves...Including Me
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I Can Run a Marathon!
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I Can't Run a Marathon!
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Loneliness is Mental
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I Will Magically Know the Moment Right Before I Overtweeze
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I'm Too Antsy to Relax
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I Don't Have Time for a Mammogram
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I Don't Feel Bad, So That's Good
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Amy Shearn is the author of The Mermaid of Brooklyn: A Novel.