This post contains some unspecific spoilers about "A Million Ways To Die In The West."
There are a million ways to die in the west, but only nine in Seth MacFarlane's "A Million Ways To Die In The West." (None are laughter, p.s., as this movie is not good.) Ahead, a list of the onscreen causes of death in "A Million Ways to Die In The West."
1. Farting (1)
2. Gunshot wound (6)
3. Crushed by ice (1)
4. Stabbed in throat with a broken bottle (1)
5. Throat slashed (1)
6. Burned to death (1)
7. Gored by runaway bull (1)
8. Beaten to death (1)
9. Poisoned with rattlesnake venom (1)
Total onscreen deaths: 14
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