17 Father's Day Cards That Are Way Funnier Than Your Dad's Jokes

06/13/2014 12:08 pm ET | Updated Jun 13, 2014

Ah, Father's Day. The one day of the year where you can't yell at dad for farting in public, telling a groan-worthy dad joke, or threatening your significant other with a shotgun.

But if you want to be dad's favorite child, do one better than just tolerating dad on Father's Day. Show him that you truly care by sending him a witty Someecard .

We even went ahead and picked the funniest cards we could find, so you have no excuse not to send away. Check them out below!

  • 1 Love, Your #ForeverAlone daughter
    To send this card, go here!
  • 2 'Good genes' my ass.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 3 This counts as thoughtful right?
    To send this card, go here!
  • 4 Funny how that works, isn't it?
    To send this card, go here!
  • 5 Favorite child, only child, same thing.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 6 Feel free to contribute to the poverty fund.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 7 It was a toss up for a while there.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 8 Father's Day? How about Favorite Parent's Day, eh?
    To send this card, go here!
  • 9 BEST DAD I'VE EVER HAD.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 10 Thanks for lookin' out, dad.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 11 Just being honest.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 12 "Love, Dad"
    To send this card, go here!
  • 13 Golf balls again this year? Why not.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 14 Thank goodness for the family business.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 15 Karma.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 16 It's the thought that counts, right?
    To send this card, go here!
  • 17 A hand-drawn card is exactly what you wanted right?
    To send this card, go here!

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