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06/13/2014 11:29 am ET Updated Jun 13, 2014

If Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen Starred In 'True Detective,' Crime Is Done For

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"The Adventures of Mary-Kate & Ashley" and "True Detective" may be the greatest detective stories of our time. One duo solves any crime by dinner time. The other takes 17 years while struggling to deal with inner demons and destroying all personal relationships.

But what happens when the Trenchcoat Twins team up with Louisiana law enforcement?

In honor of the Olsens' birthday, Rust Cohle stopped by to help the twins sing their show's theme song and find out:

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Wow! "True Detective" Season 2, anyone?

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