The 2014 FIFA World Cup started this past Thursday, causing the Internet to implode. Even non-soccer lovers got in one the action, commenting on the truly important things about the game. "The World Cup is the time I'm most aware of the fact that humans, globally, have awful taste in music and worse taste in tattoos," Erin Gloria Ryan tweeted. Duly noted.
Twitter user Shira came up with an alternative to soccer mania when she tweeted, "World Cup O' Noodles is an event I'd be into." Totally, us too.
For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
Is the gym supposed to smell like misery and regret?
— Super Girl (@AphroditeAfter5) June 8, 2014
how many more days of soccer tweets
— Jessica Misener (@jessmisener) June 13, 2014
I'd imagine the worst part about being a penguin is after you lose an argument, you'd attempt to waddle away angrily but still look adorable
— Jewpac Shakur (@jewfacekilla) June 11, 2014
Dear ladies wondering: "Should I buy a Father's Day card for my boyfriend and make it 'from the cat'?" No, probably not.
— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) June 13, 2014
I just don't ever imagine being comfortable enough with someone to put my iPod on shuffle.
— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) June 10, 2014
The World Cup is the time I'm most aware of the fact that humans, globally, have awful taste in music and worse taste in tattoos.
— Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) June 12, 2014