Best Tweets: What Women Said On Twitter This Week

The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week

One of the best Twitter conversations this week was started by our esteemed colleagues at HuffPost Celebrity, who created the clever #BeyoncePickupLines. Melissa M had the entire HuffPost Lady Corner laughing when she tweeted: "Hey girl, you on Tinder? Because I'd never swipe you to the left, to the left. #BeyoncePickupLines." Bey + witty humor = perfection.

#BeyoncePickupLines must have sent Twitter into a Queen B craze because there were multiple funny ladies talking about Yoncé all week. Rebecca Shapiro couldn't seem to shake Beyoncé, even when texting: "Just tried to type 'beyond' and automatically typed 'beyonce' so that’s where I’m at on this Thursday afternoon." Damn autocorrect.

In other news, we were so excited to get some clues about "Pitch Perfect 2" from Anna Kendrick who tweeted, "Good news from the set of Pitch Perfect. Beca still mostly wears long pants and boots, so I basically never have to shave my legs. Or feet." We are SO excited!

For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.

They call it a "blog" because "TELL ME I'M PRETTY" was too indulgently narcissistic.

— Pomegrenede (@Pomegrenede) June 16, 2014

whenever I try to be friends with my ex I remember he's an internet troll on the comment thread of my life

— katie kadue (@kukukadoo) June 17, 2014

My pool guy just told me it's unsafe to swim for the next few hours due to the chemicals. Time to invite the neighbors over!

— Wendi Aarons (@WendiAarons) June 19, 2014

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