When there's a kitchen fire, who you gonna call?
Your two dachshunds, obviously.
This vine from Crusoe The Celebrity Dachshund is a glorious six seconds of canine absurdity, in which Crusoe and his twin half-brother, Oakley, come bounding around the corner clad in fire-fighting gear that rivals Crusoe's hilarious Halloween costume.
Beware, though -- that "fire truck" makes some wide turns.
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