We'd be saying "wanker" and other fun stuff if Great Britain had squashed Fourth of July by winning the Revolutionary War.
We'd also have better comedy and our taxes would go toward "things we really need, like a royal family."
At least that's what actor Stephen Merchant tells us in this hilarious ad for Newcastle Brown Ale's "If We Won" campaign.
It's worth a watch, even if just to see a man drinking tea while trying to sell Americans a foreign ale. Doesn't get more British than that, does it?
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