Best Tweets: What Women Said On Twitter This Week

The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week

The funny women of Twitter were more restless than usual for the weekend to arrive, but not for the reason you'd think. Saucy Kensington was one of these ladies desperately awaiting the weekend: "92% of my week is spent waiting for Friday to come so I can party hard // ~ takes nap." The dog days of summer are upon us, indeed.

Elizabeth Hackett had a similar idea when she tweeted, " Sure, I party*. // *am in more than one book club." Our kind of woman.

We completely endorse a little summertime laziness. The world beyond conditioned bedrooms can get dicey. Just take it from Akilah Hughes: "Went to the Griffith Observatory and saw the, 'Find Out Your Weight on Other Planets' exhibit. Don't accidentally stand on the Earth one..." The world is a dangerous place.

For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.

Oh, stop your whining and drink like the rest of us.

— Lisa Mac (@LisaMcAlister1) June 27, 2014

No, the tension isn't there...lower

*Points to Vagina

— Super Girl (@AphroditeAfter5) June 27, 2014

I'm not dead on the inside, I just day drink a lot

— Hottass McMuffin (@McKnightyBoo) June 27, 2014

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