A video gamer who goes by "Blubbler" online just set a new world record for beating 1985's "Super Mario Bros." -- aka the original "Mario" game -- by completing it in 4 minutes and 57.69 seconds. That blows the previous record out of the water by a full two-fifths of a second.
It almost goes without saying that "Blubbler" is much, much better than you. Just look at these moves!
Watch the entire run below. Most likely, your 8-year-old self will be filled with awe and envy.
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