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17 Fourth Of July Someecards For All The Snarky Patriots Out There

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We associate the Fourth of July with many things -- barbecues, beer, obscene amounts of red, white and blue. Most importantly, though, it's America's birthday! You're not going to be that asshole who doesn't send a card on someone's birthday, are you?

If you forgot to pick out a card for Uncle Sam, don't worry. We've got you covered. Below are the 17 funniest Fourth of July Someecards we could find. Send away because U-S-A!

  • 1
    Thanks a lot, SCOTUS.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 2
    No homemade fireworks people!!!!
    To send this card, go here!
  • 3
    Well, when you put it that way...
    To send this card, go here!
  • 4
    Sigh.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 5
    Thanks, America.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 6
    The irony.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 7
    You will NEVER take a good picture of fireworks on your iPhone.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 8
    We'll get right back where we left off on the 5th.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 9
    A card for Ann Coulter?
    To send this, go here!
  • 10
    U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A
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  • 11
    The WORST.
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  • 12
    Womp wompppp.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 13
    God bless America, indeed.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 14
    Veggie burgers are SO un-American.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 15
    Budweiser only, please.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 16
    Sorry, T.Jefferson.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 17
    As if shooting off fireworks wasn't dangerous enough...
    To send this card, go here!