13 Grown Ups Losing Their %#&@ing Sh*t Over Sparklers

07/01/2014 11:57 am ET
  • Katla McGlynn Senior Comedy & Viral Editor, The Huffington Post
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Sparklers are fun when you're a little kid, but until now we didn't know how downright euphoric they are for adults.

Stock photos would have you believe that sparklers aren't the most boring firework there is. Just take a look at how much unadulterated joy these grown ups experience by holding a crackling stick of light.

  • 1 "Hey, this is fun!"
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  • 2 "OMG you guys..."
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  • 3 "LOL WUT?!"
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  • 4 "Woooooooaaah!!!"
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  • 5 "AAAAhhahahaha!!!!"
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  • 6 "This is better than sex!"
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  • 7 "This IS sex!"
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  • 8 "Woah, double-fisting it!"
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  • 9 "I feel so ALIVE, man!"
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  • 10 "I have never been happier than I am right now."
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  • 11 "I'm completely physically and emotionally fulfilled!"
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  • 12 "This is some next-level $#%&!"
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  • 13 "I'm being transformed into a ball of pure energy!"
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  • 14 "This is me now!"
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  • 15
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