COMEDY
07/02/2014 12:49 pm ET | Updated Jul 02, 2014

16 F'ed Up Things Kids Have Done

Comedians Shayna Ferm and Tracey Tee understand that lovely and common feeling as a parent where your heart is so full of love for your child it could explode. They also know that there is a converse emotion -- when you feel as though it isn't your heart, but your brain that might explode.

"We realize it’s hard to admit, but motherhood is filled with unglamorous and trying moments when it’s easy to feel isolated," they told HuffPost over e-mail. And so, at their comedy show, "The Pump and Dump: A Parentally Incorrect Comedy Show and Night Out, For Once" (natch), they ask everyone in the audience to share stories of those trying times. This way, Ferm and Tee say, "everyone can see that it’s not just their kid that does f-ed up things.”

For your pleasure (or pain), here are some of their favorite samples. "We recommend you read these while hiding in your upstairs closet with a bottle of wine," the funny ladies say. "You can clean up whatever just happened later. "

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For more information about "The Pump and Dump," and to find out about upcoming shows, visit Ferm and Tee's website.

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