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10 Of The Corniest Food Jokes On The Planet

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Sometimes there's nothing like a good, old-fashioned corny joke to put a smile on your face. Bad jokes or dad jokes -- call them what you will -- sometimes they just do the trick.

As food lovers, we're obviously partial to jokes of the food variety. Some of them make us cringe a little, some of them are so corny they embarrass us, and some of them are just really funny. Heading into Fourth of July, it's a great time to equip yourself with some family-friendly and admittedly corny jokes, so that you can bring some humor and levity to your family cookout.

Here are some of our favorite corny food jokes of the moment. Let us know your favorites in the comments!

"What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?"

soymilk


Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho cheese!

nacho cheese


Q: What did the baby corn say to its mom?
A: Where's my pop corn?

popcorn


Q: Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?
A: Because he was on a roll.

sesame roll


Mushroom walks in a bar, bartender says "Hey you can't drink here."
Mushroom says "Why not, I'm a Fun-gi!"

mushroom


Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta.

pasta noodle


Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!

tomato


Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes?
A: They'd crack each other up!
cracked eggs

Q. I tried to get into my house the other day, but I couldn't. Wanna know why?
A. Because I had gnocchi!
gnocchi

Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!
jalapeno pepper

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