One does not simply watch over nine hours of movies about Mordor.
The "Lord of the Rings" film franchise comprises the most epicly epic stories ever to be epicly told. That being said, in the time it takes to watch it you can probably walk "There and Back Again" to Mount Doom yourself. Thankfully, Mashable created a new series called "Too Long; Didn't Watch" that summarizes all the epic epicness into just 90 seconds.
It's perfect for everyone who thinks their time is preciousssss.