This Is What Happens When You Break Up With A 'Star Wars' Fan

07/10/2014 04:04 pm ET | Updated Jul 10, 2014

A wise Jedi master named Yoda once said, "Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.”

But hate also leads to dudes sending off expertly played breakup texts (Clearly, Yoda has never been dumped):

The smart-ass Force is strong with this one.

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