Every week, we round up the best 140-character quips and insights from our esteemed blogging team -- and other equally awesome teen tweeters. Scroll down to read the latest batch and share your own suggestions by following @HuffPostTeen!
This week's tweets have been compiled by Emma McLaughlin. Emma lives in Ohio, has quite literally watched 95 percent of the instant Netflix library, and enjoys reading her Twitter feed aloud to her cat, Matilda.
we are all empanadas when u think abt it. We are all pockets of meat just making our way thru life
— claudia (@clodiuh) July 2, 2014
Mom you can't just call my friend "the devil incarnate" because he brought over Fudge Stripe cookies
— Kiley Roache (@KileyRoache) July 8, 2014
summer tip: Stay active! Never idle. never be alone with your own thoughts. Ever. bake a fun theme cake and ice it with your broken insides.
— kelsi (@youngselfie) July 10, 2014
— riley (@rileyemmy) July 5, 2014
Grapes are so weird I mean GREEN grapes?? Into WHITE wine?!!
— sue ryu (@Team_Kiwi) July 8, 2014
Mozzarella sticks are a health food because they're a great source of calcium
— Hannah (@hannahraines22) July 10, 2014
so blessed to live in a country that grants me the freedom to move to australia when i grow up
— k8 (@nodraks) July 5, 2014
My biggest fear is ants working together to lift up my house and move it
— Lucas Slater (@slaterl97) June 29, 2014
My mind is saying "clean your room" but my heart is saying "watch barefoot contessa until your eyes bleed"
— Harrison Wallace (@harryywallace) July 8, 2014
ppl think ohio is all farmland…..but we are actually the land of money, success, fame, and glamour
— madeline (@made1in3) July 6, 2014
I missed the ice cream man because I cant find my wallet. Why do bad things happen to semi-decent people with occasionally strong hair game?
— Dylan Clausen (@DylanMClausen) July 9, 2014
It was me, I let the dogs out
— Emmett Garvey (@emmettgarvey) July 6, 2014
What if I just married the internet
— Kami Baker (@Peeta_is_aBAKER) July 11, 2014
Photobombed someone taking a selfie using a selfie stick because no one should ever be that lonely.
— Zulfa Rizqiya (@rizqibusiness) July 7, 2014
Always playing New Order when I go through drive-thrus to let the workers know that I'm deep and thoughtful
— eden friedman (@edenfriedmannn) July 7, 2014
Starting my novel on a minor who falls in love with a weatherman via twitter and maintains a relationship thru snapchat the next Lolita
— Possum Chanteuse (@spacecowbuoy) July 10, 2014
I wish the Kim Kardashian game had credit cards so I could practice going into debt
— Nathan (@luvyoulikexo) July 10, 2014
Getting real tired of wearing pants and having responsibilities.
— Christina (@ceadegraw) July 11, 2014
i regret eating an entire box of powdered donuts but i live for these moments
— walid (@punjabri) July 11, 2014
I would be such a good soccer player in terms of crying on the floor whenever someone hurts me
— Celeste (@celesteyim) July 10, 2014
— Bizzy Emerson (@bizzyems) July 11, 2014
Dyeing my hair brown because blondes have more fun.
— Emma McLaughlin (@pizzaree) July 7, 2014