This was you on Friday. Remember Friday?
This is you today. IT'S MONDAY, GET TO WORK HUMAN!
And so the long commute begins.
It's 7 a.m. on a Monday and your coworker won't shut up.
And of course everything is made worse by the fact you're still hung over.
When you realize you have to finish all that work that you put off on Friday.
But seriously, you have a lot of work to do. It's time to get your feet wet.
Hey bud, you sure have been at the water cooler a long time. Play time is over now, ok?
You're spinning out of control, get it together!
It's time to focus on the super duper important work and/or clients you have, or whatever.
You really think you're getting a lunch break? Chet is not going to give you a lunch break so don't even ask.
There's still an hour of work left. Please return to your cubicle.
I SAID RETURN TO YOUR CUBICLE!
You're really digging yourself a hole here with all this procrastination.
So let's just forget that it's Monday and shake it out like a pug-aroid picture.
Don't forget to go to the gym after work!
Naw jk, we all know you're just gonna go home and drink.
Get ready to jump into bed and sleep off this long, stupid Monday.
Because the rest of the week is all downhill from here.
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