Here we have a photo of Khloe Kardashian and Scott Disick taking a bath together. He's wearing a life vest, she's wearing a lifeguard bathing suit. It's all a hilarious joke about bubble baths not being as big as the ocean, get it? Oh, no, you don't get it? Us either, really. There are a lot of inexplicable things about this photo, like why is there a microphone? And where is Kourtney? Or, as US Weekly asked, "Splish, splash, they were taking a bath?" That is a good bath, though. The bubble density looks particularly fluffy, so you do have to commend them or the hired help that probably drew the bath for that.