When the release of the "Fifty Shades Of Grey" movie trailer fell on the same day as National Tequila Day, the witty women of Twitter took this opportunity to make some hilarious 140-character jokes. Gennefer Gross put the two seemingly-unrelated subjects together when she tweeted: "When being lured into an S&M chamber feels wrong, tequila makes it alright. - Fifty Shades of Grey trailer, sponsored by #NationalTequilaDay." Tequila really does make everything better.
Erin Gloria Ryan decided to destroy our Christian Grey fantasies with logic after she tweeted: "The least feasible aspect of Fifty Shades of Grey is that its male main character is a 27-year-old man who has his life figured out." Can't a girl dream?
While some were questioning the realism of the "Fifty Shades" storyline, other tweeters just dropped truth bombs: "Look, guys. The Fifty Shades of Grey trailer is amazing. There are going to be so many babies in December and January," tweeted Roxane Gay.
For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
If vaginas made coffee, we'd have a lot fewer men making laws to restrict access to and care for them. #wetlandspreservation
— Erika Napoletano (@RedheadWriting) July 23, 2014
Alright *magician, let's see what you've got.
*coffee
— CK (@sanityinabottle) July 23, 2014
* Accidentally drips toothpaste on my pants.
* Purposely leaves it there, and lets it dry, to remind me what I'm missing.
— Princess Buttercup (@GoldenSpirals) July 23, 2014
"It is what it is" has to be the absolute worst saying in the English language.
— Dayana Sarkisova (@dsarkisova) July 22, 2014
Turn Down My Sensitivity For Whom
— daisy chain (@plantandmineral) July 22, 2014
The least feasible aspect of Fifty Shades of Grey is that its male main character is a 27-year-old man who has his life figured out.
— Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) July 24, 2014
My autocorrect changed "about" to "a kitty". I actually can't even.
— amelia (@notbedelia) July 23, 2014
"As an adult, I use nunchucks way less than I expected."
— Jesse (@jesselyn1988) July 21, 2014