If there's a show we wish existed in the '80s, it would be "Palisades Park Pet Patrol," of course.
Starring Jon Hamm and Jimmy Fallon, this non-existent show that Fallon shared clips from on Friday night's "Tonight Show," featured the two playing animal patrol officers. The best part though, is that they stuff their faces with food only to spit it all over each other as they argue -- oh, and there's also no animals, minus the intro. (Devoted Fallon fans will remember that he pulled a similar stunt with Alec Baldwin last year on "Late Night.") From whipped cream to fruit punch to Saltines, watch Hamm and Fallon cover each other in food in the show that never happened. In case you want more, there's a Part Two as well (and yogurt is involved).