No. Don't eat that, sir.
Please. It's not a kebab, it's styrofoam.
On some level, you have to realize that.
And we can only hope that at some point very soon after this video was taken, you did.
Also, to be honest, this video kind of makes styrofoam look good. Maybe it is good. Maybe just a little taste ...
NO. Styrofoam eating is not the answer.
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