You can talk the talk, but can you walk the walk? In this dog's case, the answer is a resounding no.
Meet Tui, a French bulldog who seems to prefer getting pulled through the grass instead of walking.
Tui's human, Nick Murray, assures visitors to his YouTube page that the lazy dog enjoys the unconventional mode of transit. "Before you all shout 'dog abuse!'" writes Nick, "she would have me drag her through the grass all day if she had her way."
Can't get your dog to walk? That's a drag.
Then again, maybe Tui is secretly just hoping for a hill to roll down.
WATCH the delightful drag, above.