A big congratulations goes out to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, who survived 72 days of marriage, and by most accounts have no plans of filing for divorce anytime soon.
The couple, who were a match made by Narcissus himself, wed in a lavish ceremony in Florence, Italy on May 24, and it seems like Kardashian might have learned a thing or two since her short-lived marriage to Kris Humphries.
No doubt the couple's 1-year-old daughter North West makes staying together a priority, but can we also talk about the fact that Kimye loves Kimye? Kimye is head-over-heels in love with Kimye.
"Kim is this girl who fucking turns me on. I love her. This is who I want to be next to and be around ... You mean to tell me that this girl with this fucking body and this face is also into style, and she's a nice person, and she has her own money and is family-oriented? That's just as cool as a fucking fighter jet or dinosaur! And just as rarely seen."
Yep, that's love, guys.
But in the coming years, like any couple, Kimye will go through ups and downs, but we have no doubt they'll make it through because they were "Bound 2" be: